if you're born in August, you parents failed no nut November.
person 1:wait, waaaait, WAAAAAAIT, You were born in August right
person 2: yep. no. nonono.
person 1: YOU'RE PARENTS FAILED NO NUT NOVEMBER
person 2: Dont go there
person 1: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
person 2: Emily said the same thing last year
by random123456789990 May 1, 2020
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International Entanglement month, inspired by Jada P. Smith's Red Table episode.
Her: "Babe, I got in an entanglement with Mark last month"
Me: "Bitch it ain't even August yet"
by KyngButler July 14, 2020
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Beautiful strong girl. Loves to listen to music and doesn’t put up with anyone’s shit. Is a great independent girl but wants to share with someone but can’t find anyone that is able to handle her crazy no polar fun ass . Is great full for everything she got but still fights for more on her own time . Doesn’t care about any stupid or teacher that annoys her she will slap the shit outta someone. Looks for someone that can be supportive and has a big dick so suck hers she’s beautiful and sweet and crazy all I need in a good girlfriend. Caution will cut ur dick off.
August is crazy
by Bubble red July 4, 2018
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a sorta nice and weird person. they're kind of tired like... all the time. they have a big attachment to anime and sushi. will ask for tea at your house.
. they draw stuff based on what they're feeling. they're extreamly gay and furry and will hug you ONLY with your permission. is awkward. they had a group of friends until this bitch named ariah fucked shit up and ruined their life. they are lonley but at least they still have some good friends left. 💕
"omg like august is such a bad drawer"
by helloworld101 April 10, 2019
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Dick head that pours chocolate milk on your shoes after throwing them in the trash
August has no friends and tries to be cool.
by Bapekid June 13, 2018
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She is a very hot person with a awesome personality. She is the perfect girl and lesbian lover. She likes Canada things just not maple.

She started "ayeeee" and is the founder of stupid/silly ideas.
August : "Aye! What if when you did you become the person you hate"

Others: *sigh*
by Callie hunter June 18, 2014
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Those who feel that they are superior to others. Members of a dynasty that feel the only way to get attention is through cheating, loud acts.
All of those "August" are such tools. They always think their on top, when in reality they are not so cool.
by cgismyhero November 13, 2009
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