by Shuishiexploding April 4, 2022
That short German muscle guy that sits in the back of the bar who can drink everybody under the table.
Who's that guy in the back of the bar drinking from a stein? Oh, that's August! Speaking of him, that makes me feel like drinking. Let's tilt another down!
by G-Stein May 6, 2007
Has a 7’ dick and make chad look like a virgin. All the women he walks by become wetter than the pacific and he seduces Christoffer’s mom every night. August is the defenition of a bog cock giga chad alpha male. All of the girls want to be his GF. August gets new BJ’s every day by a different woman each time ( because he likes to share).
Damn August is such a giga chad he makes christoffer look liek sich a loser when he walks by him.
Sixten is such a beta male when compared to August
Sixten is such a beta male when compared to August
by PussySlayer69(August) February 27, 2021
He might be a jerk sometimes but it's only when he feels threatened. He is actually very cool calm and collected intelligent and outgoing. He loves politics and talking about the future having ing dreams is important. He will always have your back and you can count on him when all else fails.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd May 21, 2020
A month when you go somewhere lots of morons travel with you. The month of the year where people go to McDonalds and drink Fanta everyday. A month when people can be sad because it’s near Autumn and it gets cold soon after.
by IAmWeirdAndFunny August 23, 2018
"Is it August?"
"Yep"
"Great. Time to decorate for Halloween. Let's get spoopy!"
*This Is Halloween starts playing*
"Yep"
"Great. Time to decorate for Halloween. Let's get spoopy!"
*This Is Halloween starts playing*
by The Slasher (TM) August 26, 2019
August looks like a quiet, lovable nerd, but when you get to know her you find out immediately that you have joined a cult. She is positively insane and will not be afraid to verbally slay you. Her best quality is her thoughtfulness. She will always remember your birthday and get everyone to sign the handmade card she made for you. She will decorate your locker with streamers and make a bigger deal out of it than you ever wanted but you love her for it. She is an altogether amazing person and you are lucky to have her in your life.
Is that August?
Person 1: ahh! Stay away!
Person 2: what do you mean, she’s so quiet
Person 3: bows down and praises their god
Person 1: ahh! Stay away!
Person 2: what do you mean, she’s so quiet
Person 3: bows down and praises their god
by Marshmeloof January 28, 2020