Audultery

The act of listening to a new audiobook while you were still listening to another

I had to pull the plug on his/her audultery when he started listening to me faithfully every day but now I find some other floozy has his ear.

Audultery by Nountinence August 14, 2019

adulterer 

a man who cheats on his wife.
a man of low morals or character.
man of little integrity.

He cheated on his wife. Pond scum.

adulterer by lob February 24, 2005

Netflix Adultery 

Watching a film alone on Netflix and denying it, then getting busted when spouse checks your Recently Watched list.

"I got caught committing Netflix Adultery when my husband found out I'd watched The Bourne Legacy after he fell asleep."

Netflix Adultery by Salome Wilde March 19, 2013

Autultery 

That sense when you're driving an automobile other than your own (and enjoying it) that you are cheating on your car. This feeling of guilt and cheating intensifies exponentially when contemplating/financing/purchasing a new vehicle and reaches it height as you see your trade-in getting smaller in the new car's rearview mirror.

Dude 1: "Dude! You got that new Jeep! Niiiiiiicce!!!"
Dude 2: "Oh man... I love this car but I feel like SUCH an autulteror."

OR

Woman parks new car all the while avoiding looking directly at old car parked in driveway which she has not driven in awhile (and frankly hasn't missed). She pats it on the hood with a grimace and mumbled apology because she feels like she's committing autultery with the new, nicer car.

Autultery by mel268 January 31, 2010

adultery 

A married person sleeping with somebody other then their SO, whether or not the other partner knows about it.

Sleeping with a married couple is adultery on the part of all three people.

adultery by Loki April 10, 2002

Adultery 

Cheating. Straight up cheating on your wife or husband. Simple as that. Now go read a book.

Y'all seriously couldn't have just googled adultery?

Adultery by Nadia Duffett May 28, 2018

adultery 

Adultery is behaving like an adult in a primal sense.

Some consider adultery as a potentially dishonest sexual act, and use verbs such as commit. ie She committed adultery. Some consider adultery in the same sense as a greeting or a handshake, and simply behaving like an adult. Hence the word ADULTery.

adultery by Newfie blogger December 25, 2018