The most beautiful place in the world. Its known for it's tourist attractions like mcdonalds and asda. The people there are all very friendly and dress very smartly. it's also a very rich town and only rich people can live here. Bishop has one of the best schools ever called st johns.
Person 1- I live in bishop Auckland and I love it. Person 2- I want to live in bishop Auckland but I can't afford it
by Junky lassie May 9, 2012
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An area south of Auckland City in New Zealand, most commonly referring to the grouping of areas Onehunga, Mangere, Otahuhu, Papatoetoe, Otara, Manukau, Manurewa, Takanini and Papakura.

It's population consists mainly of Maori/Polynesians, followed by Asians and Europeans.

A largely impoverished area due to the lack of quality education and abundance of low paying/low skill labour.

South Auckland is often looked down upon by outsiders, often sighted as being 'Violent, Poor and Crime-ridden'. This image is often perpetuated by Media outlets as whenever a crime would occur, media outlets would use the term 'South Auckland' to describe the area the crime was committed instead of the specific area/suburb that the crime took place.

Although there may be some truth to what is said negatively about South Auckland, what is often overlooked is the thriving culture that presides there. The culture of South Auckland is largely inspired traditional Maori/Polynesian culture, as well as African American culture in America. This is largely due to the influence that the Black Panther movement, and subsequently the Polynesian Panther Movement, had on young Maori and Polynesians in the 1970's.

In recent years, many denizens of 'South Auckland' proudly proclaim where they are from despite the unfortunate stereotypes and negative connotations that have been associated with the area for the past 50 years.
Person A: "Sup bro? Where you from?"
Person B: "I'm from South Auckland."
by Aziasa December 24, 2021
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A sexual move in where the man ejaculates in the womans anus in a position where she has her ass in the air while she has diarrhea, the man will then proceed to take a metal or smooth wooden rod and or his penis and rail the womans ass hard when he has come again the woman will lick the rod and or his penis clean, she then defecates into a chalice and or cup wich the man will drink
Him: My girl ate spicy tacos today so im gonna give her an Auckland rail tonight!

Friend: fuck yes bro!
by Xx_THE_POPE_xX January 8, 2021
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West Auckland the place for the sesh up the furs all a mad bunch of bastards got ya local fag house 4 pound a box bargain for us lot or even better they tend to go half’s which is 2 pound can’t go wrong if you find a bra in the furs don’t worry it’s only Brodie’s ya get jack who chores peoples bikes and doesn’t know when to stop the drink ya get kaitlyn who smokes 40 fags a day and about 100 energy drinks ya get reanna who can not get over a boy and drinks her life away then ya get Mia and Hannah who only drink certain times but make it look like they are alcoholics Mia can’t hack it we also have a local called Abi who likes a big fat doobie on a night and then we have a girl who wishes she was a local goes by the name Elle and lastly we have got cath who calls her self a nun tihat much she is starting to believe it and we all go by the name of the Auckland mafia
by A mad bastard December 10, 2019
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From the depths of West Auckland. Probably has a mullet. Almost certainly snorts coke. 100% chance they will steal your mailbox and then your girl.

Not to be confused with a South Aucklander who will steal your bike tires instead.
This sucks man last night a West Aucklander stole my girl *and* my electricity bill.”
by Thot-B-Gone May 7, 2019
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Where all the good men come from.
“Not gona lie sis, I wish I could find me a good mans, like the one’s in South Auckland.”
by BC_XR33CE August 22, 2020
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(pro. nou.) (geo) a scourge on the face of Auckland. The ghetto of New Zealand, where all the wankstas (wannabe ganstas) hang at. Although recently, there has been a rise in the number of real gangstas, accompanied by a rise in murders and thefts. Synonymous with shithole. May be used likewise.

Occasionally you get a few scholars out of there. FUCKYEAHWAT!?
"At least them gangstas in South Auckland don't go rapin' twelve year olds.. like they do in Australia."

"Man, they had to tape off the boy's toilets after i was done pulling shit outta South Auckland. Woah, that's a nasty smell."
by mildred the awesome May 27, 2008
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