Athenaphobia

Fear of the fear caused by existential thinking.

Bob: Hey, did you hear about Ken?
Ralph: No, what?
Bob: He had to go to the hospital for a panic attack. Turns out he has athenaphobia.

Athenaphobia by Jameyers December 26, 2013

Abenaphobia 

the fear of baked beans

"Don't put those baked beans near me! I have Abenaphobia!"

Abenaphobia by semicircle7 March 27, 2021

atheophobia 

A fear of atheists, similar in form to homophobia. Spelled as atheiphobia by some.

The Archbishop enjoys a good spot of atheophobia over tea.

atheophobia by Dorkins March 30, 2009

Athephobia 

A fear for atheist; start to sweat

While there is no single cause for Athephobia, scientists believe that the main two causes are, Don't want to realize the truth and because they mommy taught them not to talk to an atheist.

*During a christian concert*

Secret atheist: It's so great we have so many religious people here.
Realest christian ever: Yup, you realize you don't have to say religious people, just say christian.
Secret atheist: Oh yeah, yeah, also you know I'm a atheist right.
Realest christian ever: *runs*
Secret Atheist: FUCK SAKES CAN I HAVE SOMEONE THAT DOESN'T HAVE ATHEPHOBIA.

Athephobia by Lairden March 4, 2020

achneaphobia

the fear of pimples

I have achneaphobia now, I'm so scared of pimples!

achneaphobia by achneaphobia October 23, 2020