A joke so mindfuckingly hilarious that it turns you insane or gay, depending on your personality type.
Charlie Sheen: "That Dave Chapelle asylum joke was so funny, that I literally went insane and started rubbing testosterone cream all over my balls!"
by Ass molest December 30, 2017
A group of friends who met in the local loony bin after each being condemned for various reasons. Shortly there after, the five escaped and have been recently been seen running around Mesa, Arizona. More than likely if you have seen some girls going down the suicide lane in a stolen shopping cart, you have found them.
-Oh my god look at those freaks, are they on crack?
-No dear, its just the Asylum Buddies up to their usual antics.
-No dear, its just the Asylum Buddies up to their usual antics.
by Punkin Py December 13, 2007
by j000000hn August 29, 2008
I FUCKING LOVE ITEM ASYLUM!!1!!1!!!!
by whatthegorgonzola December 4, 2022
by Man of Doomage December 13, 2008
Making special trips to visit shut-down insane asylums. Can be done in real life or in virtual life. Virtual Asylum Tourism allows a wider range of travel and prevents risk from hazards like asbestos, arrest, and collapsing stairways, but it lacks the sickening real-life terror that follows exposure to these places. A variant is collecting books featuring images of asylums, but this is not quite as bent as purchasing airplane tickets.
*Hey, sis, I need to get away from it all.
*Well, let's head up to Danvers State before they bulldoze the Kirkbride and build some unique luxury condos! Asylum Tourism always cheers you up!
*Well, let's head up to Danvers State before they bulldoze the Kirkbride and build some unique luxury condos! Asylum Tourism always cheers you up!
by mookamutt April 30, 2007
One of the best haunted houses in NJ. Has hollywood style sets, props, and the actors are trained professionally. Known as by many as the scariest place on Earth. Open year round but by far the best time to go is during the Halloween Season.
by OCTOBER 31 1978 October 25, 2019