a rich alpha who is the pimp of yr10, he has 1.2k in his wallet at all times and has stringy bum fluff on his chin. Deadest fifa player alive. Gets 12000 v-bucks everytime he scores in ultimate team, while dan cheers him on while chewing his wood.
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by buv69 May 23, 2022
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No wayy is that fat smelly aston, ew!

omg is that fat smelly aston from copse ave?? OMG!!
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