A brilliant norwegian girl, supposedly the most beautiful girl in the world.
She's usually a genius bro, friend, a perfect girlfriend, and a superb bacon-cook
An Asta usually have the most gorgeous eyes one has ever seen, and her laughs can make a boys knees go numb.
Person A: I saw this girl the other day, and I was completely stunned by her beauty!
Person B: I think you might have seen an Asta
Person A: Ah, that totaly makes sense!
The Asta is a sexual move in which a woman tries to give a man (rough) oral sex while he plays Dance Dance Revolution. This move works best if the two individuals are Lithuanian.
Guy 1: Yo, did your girlfriend try the Asta last night?
Guy 2: Yeah man, it was awesome. And I got a high score.
R.R. </3: Oh sorry, that was really me in a wig... (wait he doesn't even need one.)
later, cya, from the spanish word for goodbye just shortened
Fake boobed slut. Tries to make out with every guy she can get. Fails because of her huge nose and boring personality. Damn fool. No one wants to go out with her for any reason except her huge fake boobs. She's a dumbass!
"Did you hear Asta gave a BJ to every single guy, and some girls at the rec dance?"
"Wow what a whore."