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Assumptuous 

Something is assumed will be splendid and expensive-looking.
Dude, they're rich. The banquet's will definitely be totally assumptuous!
Assumptuous by AmmaNazi March 11, 2013

assumptuous 

that girl is assumptuous
assumptuous by Anonymous June 10, 2003

assumptions 

assuming two people like each other based on their flirtatious encounters.
omg yeahh! ASSUMPTIONSS!

Assumptious 

Katie thinks whenever she sees a guy stumbling around he must be drunk. She's very assumptious.
Assumptious by Arrrbee August 20, 2006

assumptious 

Stop being so assumptious!
assumptious by Modern Shakespear December 23, 2018

Mighty Assumptions 

Assuming that someone is gay or bi-sexual based on little or no evidence.
Person 1: i bet that guy over there's gay. I just have a feeling for these things.

Person 2: What makes you arrive at these Mighty Assumptions?
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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