"I'm going to assturbate with a dildo"
by Seth and Sam July 12, 2009
When someone is bothering you, on purpose, and won't leave you alone when you are trying to get something done, they are assturbing you. As in, they are disturbing you, and being an ass about it.
by Brian's dad September 14, 2005
by UDadder194 November 26, 2009
Johnny was in the bathroom for hours on end , assturbating until the gentle sunrise caressed the horizon.
by stxnthamix August 29, 2015
Jack: Dude, I so got laid last night!
Jim: What happened?
Jack: Well, I was at a party, and I walked into a room and I caught Lisa assturbating. So I asked her if I could join and we totally got it on!
Jim: What happened?
Jack: Well, I was at a party, and I walked into a room and I caught Lisa assturbating. So I asked her if I could join and we totally got it on!
by Vinchenzonaughti March 4, 2008
1. to clean the inside of your ass, usually before mooning, i.e. checing for toilet paper, etc
2. to play with your ass, like masturbating, but with anal sex
3. to touch the inside of someone else's ass
2. to play with your ass, like masturbating, but with anal sex
3. to touch the inside of someone else's ass
1. "dude, assturbate before you moon them, you dont know whats in there."
2. "you shouldn't assturbate, it maks the inside of your ass all itchy!"
3. "she groaned loudly as I assturbated her"
2. "you shouldn't assturbate, it maks the inside of your ass all itchy!"
3. "she groaned loudly as I assturbated her"
by baruchuh November 2, 2006
Its where the male figure fingers his butt hole in an erotic manner until spooky white juice erects from his peepee hole.
by b to the r a d March 7, 2009