to be pronounced like apron, but not to be confused with edible product...like an apron but you put it over your ass to ensure protection from harmful objects. useful when: sliding down hills, cooking with your ass, visiting San Francisco (because i heard there was A gay there), backing that ass up, etc....
1.)Jenny, Jack, and Dill made sure to wear their assprons before their night on the town.
2.)"Don't forget your assprons!", a mother gently reminded her children before they left to catch the school bus.
2.)"Don't forget your assprons!", a mother gently reminded her children before they left to catch the school bus.
by Adam Sophia June 13, 2008
Dude 1: Hey, I just watched Brokeback Mountain last night
Dude 2: I didn't need to know that you assprone SOB
Dude 2: I didn't need to know that you assprone SOB
by Laver June 12, 2007