Assprod 

Short for Assistant Producer, who's job is to to prod you in the ass to keep working. Common in the film, TV and game industries.

I was taking a nice nap under my desk till that Assprod came by and hassled me.

Assprod by Ray Babycakes July 20, 2006

asspoodle

When someone takes the hair on their ass and perm it out like a poodle.

Dude, you can see that guy's asspoodle through his pants.

asspoodle by Justin Mann November 9, 2006

assplode

A way of saying "explode" with a Spanish accent. To burst violently.

That meth house is going to assplode one day.

assplode by dispenser January 19, 2006

asspod 

A steaming ball of ass mucous shot from the anus at high velocity like a well prepared snot rocket launched from your poo girdle.

"Bitch! I was layin down some napalm last night and shot an asspod so big it could wack yo ass back to frisko!"

asspod by DoctaT2B February 25, 2008

assplode

To unexpectedly, and violently poop ones pants

john gazed across the table at melinda, his hands trembling with excitement. this is it he thought to himself. The moment was just as he had always imagined. He stood from his chair and knelt before her. Just then a terrible stink erupted from his trousers. Sadly, he had assploded.

assplode by pennyloafer September 14, 2008

Asspron 

to be pronounced like apron, but not to be confused with edible product...like an apron but you put it over your ass to ensure protection from harmful objects. useful when: sliding down hills, cooking with your ass, visiting San Francisco (because i heard there was A gay there), backing that ass up, etc....

1.)Jenny, Jack, and Dill made sure to wear their assprons before their night on the town.

2.)"Don't forget your assprons!", a mother gently reminded her children before they left to catch the school bus.

Asspron by Adam Sophia June 13, 2008

assrod 

one who is in the continual state of having a stick up their ass; one who is such a tight ass as to have become the stick up others' asses; one who is exceptionally uptight, exacting, pretentious

All the kids in my class are so pretentious. Today in class they were all worked up over that assrod, Jacques Derrida.

assrod by the masked poet April 10, 2008