Assometer
A meter measurement of the quality, and sometimes quantity, of a female butt. A meter that reads units of the 0-10 rating system.
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Assometer
An internal meter, usually located within female but also has been found in males, that measures the assholeness of someone, usually upon the first meeting.
Assometer by Homophoniphobic March 17, 2010
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Assometer • Ass Meter • ASSymetrical Information • assymetry • Sassometer • Ahometer • alcometer • arsometry • Asseter • Assmetrics
Awesometer
Mr. A "dude, that was awesome..."
Mr. B "How awesome was it?"
Mr. A "well, let me check the awesometer. Yes, just as i figured, it's an 11."
Mr. C "it goes to 11?"
Mr. A "under rare circumstances like these it does."
Mr. B "How awesome was it?"
Mr. A "well, let me check the awesometer. Yes, just as i figured, it's an 11."
Mr. C "it goes to 11?"
Mr. A "under rare circumstances like these it does."
Awesometer by cb9k March 4, 2009
assoteric
assoteric by Leigh Lambert April 7, 2005
Sassometer
Sassometer by xforgetdecembuh March 10, 2011
Ahometer
A unit of foolishness.
Ann: How foolish is he?
Tom: He is 600 ahometers foolish.
Ann: Not bad. How about Ouka? Is Ouka smarter?
Tom: No way! Ouka is 10,000 ahometers foolish
Tom: He is 600 ahometers foolish.
Ann: Not bad. How about Ouka? Is Ouka smarter?
Tom: No way! Ouka is 10,000 ahometers foolish
Ahometer by Akane Human Watcher August 11, 2014
ASSymetrical Information
(Noun)When a member of the opposite sex believes sexual activity is about to occur when you actually know it is not an option.
This definition was born first year of MBA school w/ my friend and I after I had a few movie watching nights with a guy.
This definition was born first year of MBA school w/ my friend and I after I had a few movie watching nights with a guy.
ASSymetrical Information by Mamta March 1, 2005
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