Assidient

Assidient (ass-i-dient)

The word "accident" spelt by a 5 year old, or by a 15 year old that cant spell (mentally challenged). So obviously the person who spells the words accident as assidient is an assidient, correction accident.

The tradic fruit assidient, by gorg

Assidient by Greatadrian April 4, 2011

Askident 

A question unwisely asked.

“Did you actually ask Renada how far along she was?”

“I did.”

“She’s not pregnant, you know.”

“I know that... now.”

“What were you thinking?”

“I wasn't. It was an askident.”

Askident by PJMac August 10, 2012

Assidentally 

When you do something accidentally with your ass.

Lauren assidentally dialed me all night long.

Assidentally by icwish April 28, 2010

assident 

When you are having sex with a girl and your penis accidentally comes out too far and goes back into her asshole. She usually screams in horror.

Girl: AAAHHHH!!!!!

Guy: Sorry, babe. Assidents will happen.

assident by The Dersk April 16, 2008

Assodent 

1. The correct spelling of ass dent, an assodent is when--accidentally or not--several events lead up to a dent the shape of one's ass in the trunk of a car.
2. A dent shaped like an ass on a car's trunk.

His father told him not to sit on the dent-o-mobile because it would leave an assodent.

Assodent by www.theroachyjay.tk July 13, 2006

Assident 

When you confuse a guy wearing emo fag tight pants as a girl with a nice ass. This can lead to one feeling partially homosexual.

Me and dan were drivin'... im like "fuck Dan, look at that ass" hes like "I think thats a dude!"

Me: "Shit, I made another assident!"

We then proceeded to bait him by saying: "hey dude, are you a dude?"

Assident by Ryan Cash December 10, 2007

Fat Assident 

An incident or accident caused by someone’s fat ass.

There was a fat assident when Michelle sat on the wooden bench.

Fat Assident by Aunt Michelle April 22, 2019