Assfu 

The art of wielding a perfect ass that a females uses to pull in unsuspecting males. Female who are practicing this art and succesfully using their ass to generate intrest are commonly referd to as practicing "assfu".

Damm that bitch gots some assfu going on!

Assfu by DMF May 27, 2005

ASSFAGGOTS 

An abbreviated name for an online game genre. Stands for "Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides". Sometimes shortened to MOBA (Mobile Online Battle Arena). Examples include the popular games DOTA 2 and League of Legends.

John: Hey Bill, do you want to play ASSFAGGOTS later?
Bill: Sorry man. I don't really like those games.

ASSFAGGOTS by Without Me September 23, 2020

Assbutt 

An exclamation used to distract Angels just before you throw a Molotov at them.

"Hey, Assbutt!" *Throws Molotov*

Assbutt by Castiell May 22, 2010

Global Assault Yeet Squad

The Global Assault Yeet Squad (here on referred to as GAYS) is a low profile group of elite soldiers that will stop at nothing to stop their foes, the BBC (Bolivian Battlement Camp), who work alongside the JIZZ's (Juristrictive Informants of Zulu and Zanzibar). The GAYS work in various scenarios, most of them involving Autism Awareness Centers.

Example 1:

BBC Soldier #1: The Global Assault Yeet Squad is thwarting us!
BBC Soldier #2: We know! They're made up of some of the most elite soldiers in the World!

BBC Soldier #1: And that one autistic soldier has killed more than 100 soldiers in the span of the 3 minutes we've been defending this bridge.

Global Assault Yeet Squad by nigger69420 November 28, 2019

Assbutt 

The greatest insult to ever be uttered by an angel of the lord. More specifically, Castiel.
This insult can commonly be found when and angel holding a Molotov cocktail of holy fire

"Hey assbutt!"
*throws molotov cocktail at Michael*
Dean: "Assbutt?"
Bobby: "Can we not talk about this right now? In case you haven't noticed, we are literally in the middle of the APOCALYPSE? Idjits."

Assbutt by sparrow system June 11, 2020

mall assault vehicle 

A huge baby stoller, sometimes holding two kids, that a woman uses to plow through crowds of people. The owner of the mall assault vehicle usually has spackled on make-up, a knock off Louis Vuitton bag and nails that look like talons. She cares little about anyone but herself.

The mall assault vehicle folds down to barely fit in the back of her oversized leased urban assault vehicle.

Damn, that bitch with the cellphone attached to her ear just rammed her mall assault vehicle into my achilles tendon!

mall assault vehicle by kajoe October 20, 2006

Shrexual assault 

The act of forcefully exhibiting pictures of Shrek to someone without their consent. For example, sending pictures of Shrek to a stranger’s phone via Airdrop.

“I fell victim to Shrexual assault last week while on the bus ride home—this guy wouldn’t stop Airdropping me pictures of Shrek.”

Shrexual assault by Manny223 October 5, 2019