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5.
little boney fingers of wives that try to insert into private places
your ass
by the mother bitch December 05, 2003
 
1.
The first time a girl ever sticks a finger up your arse when she is slopping away at a blowjob. One's reaction is initially "WTF ARE YOU DOING?" but in just a few seconds, one will be on a different plane of existence.
A friend suggested that I pick up this CD. After a long day of work, I put this in and, on the first listen of the first track, I yelled "WTF WAS HE THINKING?!!?!". But by the time I was finished with the second track, I think I 'got it'. This album is definitely an assfinger.
by G. D. Bebittes June 07, 2009
 
2.
Coined in the late 90s, this term capably describes the best person in the universe.
assfingers is great and andamaroo is not.
by assFACE November 15, 2004
 
3.
Overweight bald men with thick eyeglasses normally contract this illness though it has been known to exist outside of this stereotype.
Also referred to as shitsticks, assfingers is an illness that causes the index finger and middle finger to smell like a shitty asshole. Victims of assfingers can quickly be discovered while pointing something out to you or offering you a stick of gum.
"Jee-SUS! That dude behind the counter gave me directions. He pointed the place out on the map and I leaned over to grab a closer look and WHAM!! He's got assfingers in a bad way. Thought I was gonna straight pass out, I swear to God!"
by DreamKing29 March 10, 2009
 
4.
The worst thing imaginable. Something you would rather die than become.
Become assfingers? I'd rather star in a snuff film.
by sarkathstic November 17, 2004