Assfend

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Odoriferous, offensive and generally unclean state of ones ass, due to having broken the sphincter seal by having a bowel movement AFTER showering, and, not re-showering, or at least washing said offensive anus with a moist towelette as a courtesy to the rest of the population.

You NEVER poop AFTER a shower. ALWAYS BEFORE, or you break the seal and, therefore, are no longer fresh as a Summers Eve and might as well re-shower or walk around the rest of the day wondering just how many people you've assfended.

Assfend by seebeew April 14, 2010

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assgenda

When someone has an agenda to be an ass, or asshole. Said person will enter a situation with the intention of being an ass...or dick...or douche...or tool.

"Everyone has an agenda. Usually an ass agenda. That's what we like to call an assgenda."

"'What's the deal with Bill tonight? He's a being a real ass.'
'Oh, Bill has an assgenda.'
'Ohhhhh....'"

assgenda by Sam Aguirre May 21, 2008

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Assfend • Assbend • assbending • asscend • Assfand • assfensive • assgenda • Ass Fondue • ass end of space • ass fiend

Assbend

Husband but a more fun and descriptive version of it

He’s my assbend

Your assbend

Her assbend

Assbend by Dua Tayyab March 18, 2021

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Assfand

A person that always seems like to farm out of context but really trying to say what he thinking.

Assfand : AYAYA UwU
Assfand: !vanish
Assfand :????????

Assfand by VybeWolf May 21, 2021

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assfensive

Something so brutally offensive that, when uttered, the asses of everyone within a 10-foot radius shall implode.

Jason: What a cunt weasel.
Mike: Dude! My ass... it imploded!
Jason: My bad, bro. How assfensive of me!

assfensive by WantsToEatOutSaraChong March 29, 2017

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asscend

When one is so obsessed with the topic of ascension that they just end up looking and acting like a complete ass, usually by bragging about it, denying their inflated ego ignoring that their “spiritual journey” is nothing more than a mask used to cover up their quest to appear and feel like they’re above everyone, and other obnoxious behaviors. They regurgitate popular spiritual phrases like “love and light” and “namaste”, and post obnoxious memes in order to both validate and cover up their narcissistic douchebag behaviors.

“NewAgers don’t ascend, they asscend.”

“Ever since Becky got into spiritualism she’s been such a bitch. She’s asscended, alright.”

“Hopefully they snap out of it before the asscendsion takes over for good!”

“You’re assending and it’s scaring me!!”

asscend by TreeSquidMcGee August 11, 2019

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assbending

assbending is when a truck gets stuck in ur step sister pussy so u ass bend her ass to make her ass get stuck in ur dick

im assbending my sister its hot

assbending by SMORT - eggplant gang December 4, 2020

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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