Asscravat 

A useful accessory, appropriate for when you have your fancy head stuck up your fancy ass.

Intimidating, superfluous and pompous behavior. Instigating power struggles by acting superior. Telling others that you know better than them on a matter of taste calls for an asscravat.

Asscravat by Elaiow August 1, 2012

asscalator 

When a never-ending line of managers crawls up your ass.

Mike didn't get his development goal done in time and had a full asscalator going on all day in his cube.

asscalator by DolfinFin February 27, 2015

asscrabAids 

Crabs that come out of your ass that's have aids.

Multiple college students missed class today because of asscrabAids.

asscrabAids by Silky Johnson & BucKNASTY June 3, 2020

asscracktacular

Wonderful! Super! Fabulous!

We has an asscracktacular time in Las Vegas.

asscracktacular by Lori February 2, 2004

Asscavating 

the process of digging something out of one's ass, the act of dislodging a wedgie from the recesses of one's butt cheeks.

That guy is totally asscavating his wedgie.

Asscavating by K-Lube March 30, 2006

Asscraptic 

When something phenomenally sucks, it is considered to be Asscraptic.

John - Did you see the series finale of Lost last night?

Gabe - Yeah, it was pretty Asscraptic! J.J. Abrams should have flown the Enterprise in to pick everyone up at the end, would have at least been entertaining.

Asscraptic by GWake May 24, 2010

Asscalate

When an obnoxious asshole ups their game to a whole new level.

"Did you see that guy yell at his waitress?"

"Yeah, damn that asscalated quickly"

Asscalate by Poolboy98 October 20, 2021