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1.
Derisive term for ASCAP, a performance rights organization that controls millions of copyrighted musical compositions. It has allegedly used Mafia style tactics to get organizations to pay for a license to have its music performed publicly.
I got a call from Asscrap today, demanding that I pay up or get sued.
by Damian Yerrick October 06, 2005
 
2.
A profuse amount of crap.
I can not believe I just got a ticket, what a bunch of asscrap!
by Kristin October 06, 2003
 
3.
The synonym for Jennypoo
When I looked up ass in the thesaurus it said Jenny. I then realized that my nickname meant asscrap.
by darkdragonflames132 March 06, 2005