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113.
A stupid boy
I can't believe I liked that ass clown!
by Shaniqua October 16, 2003
 
114.
a total bitch who used to be a clown
Mr. McDonough is such a fucking ass-clown!
by Shawon March 17, 2003
 
115.
1. A biblical fundamentalist or bible literalist who believes in talking snakes and philosophizing donkeys.
2. One who really isn't a 'god' or who isn't an official spokesperson for 'god', but plays one online.

My Chimp is obviously an ass clown.
by The Vampire LOGOS September 28, 2005
 
116.
v. to insert an object into another person's anal cavity, to that person's suprise and chagrin. used to humiliate and demoralize.

n. a person who thinks that ass clowining is a good idea and wants to practice it on his friends for fun. often correlated with having intercourse with microwave-heated cantaloupes.
you're walking funny coming out of the drunk tank; aw, they ass clowned you and took your shoes, huh?
by terrero November 03, 2004
 
117.
a gay person who plays with ass
leave my ass alone you ass clown
by Daryl Curtis May 01, 2003
 
118.
somebody who while wiping there ass breaks the toliet paper and gets shit all over their fingers. after eating mexican refried beans.
john greenstein
by mike strauber February 06, 2004
 
119.
one who clowns the anal cavity.
asssssss cloooown!!!
by Anonymous October 26, 2003