The practice of spreading one's asscheeks open with your hands to allow for easier penetration during anal sex.
"Did you do open asscheeks with Jenny last night?" - Bob
"Didn't have to, her ass was already so loose." - Steve
by Stephen D. April 12, 2007
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Something you call someone in a derogatory manner, however usually said amongst friends as a joke.
God, Brendan, you're such a fucking bag of asscheeks
by BagOfAsscheeks May 8, 2016
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White asscheeks is a slang term usually used in the heat-of-the-moment during a lit-ass round of Fortnite: Battle Royale. This phrase is usually bellowed by a gamer when they are in a mindless state of rage, thus it lacks a concrete definition.
FoxSlayer_57 while playing Fortnite: STOP FUCKING MY WHITE ASSCHEEKS!!!
by wpkoski September 11, 2021
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A male who thinks they're the shit and they are a player
Asscheek the player fingered himself
by The Fucker 69 October 13, 2016
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When you want to insult someone in a humorous way but have no come backs.

This word was made up by a 13yr old girl in Lebanon, Oregon, Laura Isabel Gallegos.
Person 1: you know what your stupid.
Person 2: well your a tasteless asscheek
by Ladybug🐞 December 18, 2017
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When a situaion is bad(asscheeks) but a good thing(applesauce) happens, this event should be as awsome as possible
Your walking you step in shit and then Jessica Alba give you a blow job... after this you would say this is asscheeks and applesauce.

mean person: you suck
You: thats not nice
mean person: your right. im sorry take my car and allow my hot wife to give you the best head you've ever gotten in your life
by LewTastic xbox360 September 24, 2010
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Sour asscheeks is a term meaning someone is grumpy and grouchy.

Sometimes when they have lemon juice in there asshole or on there ass cheeks causing irritation!
Jessica: IM GONNA SHOVE U UP MY VAGINA AND PULL YOU OUT MY NOSE ASSHOLE!!!
Matt: I poured lemon juice on her asshole!
Jon: She sure does have some sour asscheeks!
by Snifferpitz June 6, 2009
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