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ASSbury park

Big NJ gay hangout. Future home of Jim McGreevey and Golan Cipel.
"ASSbury park is so gay the guys on Queer Eye dont go there!"
ASSbury park by Barry G. September 16, 2004

Assburgers 

A common mispelling of aspergers,but if it were real id say its when you shit chunks so big they look like burgers.
I have aspergers.

I had assburgers last night after taco bell
Assburgers by Cheeseynoodles April 24, 2017
Game played by children of Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada. Consists of rolling a ball (e.g. tennis) towards a group of holes dug in the ground. When the ball stops in a specific hole, the owner runs towards it to get it. The other players run away. When the owner gets to it, he yells stop and everyone freezes. He then tries to tag one person with the ball. This person is free to move their body as much as possible, but their feet can not move. If the thrower misses, he gets a rock in his hole. If he hits the person, that person gets a rock in their hole. Once any player gets 5 rocks in their hole, they have to line up against a wall with their ass sticking out. The other players get one throw at the loser for every rock in their hole.

This game is very painful and traumatizing for most children, the author included. Pain and suffering is compounded when other players' older siblings arrive to play. The sound of a missed throw slamming against the wall next to you is enough to make anyone wet their jammies.
Hey, call up Brent Kisby so we can play some assburn. Tell him not to bring that older skid brother of his, Todd.
Assburn by Jeff the Skid September 24, 2003

Haight Ashbury 

Neighborhood in San Francisco which was dubbed the LSD capital of the world in the 1960's
Haight and Ashbury were technically streets that intersected, but was soon to be known as just "Haight Ashbury"
Haight Ashbury by gymbabe31 June 14, 2006

Mr. Asbury 

the best english teacher to walk the earth, he's a bully who likes K-pop. And he likes to bully his students whenever he can. 👍
Student: Hey is that Mr. Asbury?!

Me: Uhm yeah, I heard he’s a bully.
Student: That’s a L
Mr. Asbury by cray crayon March 4, 2022

Asbury Park

A historic city on the Jersey Coast. At the moment it is not the safest place to b, with a lot of crime. It is currently undergoing a large-scale "renovation" and is becoming a nicer area to be. It is best known as the place where Bruce Springsteen began his career, at the Stone Pony.
I used to always go to the Stone Pony in Asbury Park, New Jersey.
Asbury Park by Craig ARC April 29, 2006