Assbadge 

An Assbadge is a person who not only acts like an ass, but is proud of it. Thus earning them the Assbadge...

"hey man, did you see Mark Skaife crying over getting beaten by Russell Ingall?"

"yeah man, Mark Skaife is such an assbadge"

Assbadge by BradG April 7, 2004

assbaggery 

the act of being an assbag, being full of shit

That Toad guy used to be up to douche nozzlery, but lately he's upgraded to some first class assbaggery

assbaggery by ferlishious December 3, 2007

Assbadger

One who likes to badger up one other's ass trying to get something out of them.

(Not taken literally).

Stop asking me about it, you assbadger!

Assbadger by Jordan Fumu April 30, 2004

assbanger 

Literally 'one who bangs ass', but can generally refer to anyone stupid and/or annoying.

Shut the fuck up, Timmy. Quit being such a goddamn assbanger.

assbanger by Flapdoodle May 18, 2003

assbarger 

the act of barging in on someones asshole without the permission of the owner of the asshole itself

that assbarger Dustin didn't even ask if he could put his dick in sherry's ass , he just rammed his cockasaurus in.

assbarger by Daniel Presnell July 31, 2007

Assbaggery 

The art of ignoring the warning light in your brain that tells you what not to do.

A little assbaggery is okay as long as you don’t fuck up too big.

Assbaggery by Stiffy P. Syndrome December 4, 2010

Ass Badge

A funny/weird badge of choice awarded to the person getting the most ass in a set group of friends that is agreed to be worn at all times until they are "dethroned" by another member in the group.

I'm getting the Ass Badge tonight!

Ass Badge by Downtown Girls June 19, 2008