When you fart directly over your wife/girlfriends mouth while they are sleeping, causing a confused and bad taste. Theirs nothing the victim can do to defend against this attack because they're sleeping.
woman: I bought 2 tickets to see "Grease" the Broadway play for Saturday.
man: I'm not going the Rangers playoff game is on!!
woman: Yes you are, I already bought them!!
man: If I go they'll be anus ASSault for the next week.
woman: I'll return them and try to get Ranger tickets.
man: I'm not going the Rangers playoff game is on!!
woman: Yes you are, I already bought them!!
man: If I go they'll be anus ASSault for the next week.
woman: I'll return them and try to get Ranger tickets.
by matt pascucci November 25, 2007
1: To attack someone from the front, usually hitting them in the face, tit, vagina, stomach or testicle areas.
2: To elope with another male and a female leaving her frontal openings blocked. Done with trio's
2: To elope with another male and a female leaving her frontal openings blocked. Done with trio's
1: Zomfg Christian Mu just frontal assaulted me and my god did he do damage to my genitals.
2: Nick and I just frontal assaulted Lukas
2: Nick and I just frontal assaulted Lukas
by Christian Mu March 14, 2008
So i heard Jeff was assaulting the log several minutes ago.
Hey! I hope your not assaulting the log in there.
Hey! I hope your not assaulting the log in there.
by Centipede Gerard August 29, 2009
Mike: Man, I can't believe your ex attacked you.
Greg: Yeah, in self defense I had to give her an areola assault.
Greg: Yeah, in self defense I had to give her an areola assault.
by Jakeherby August 7, 2017
by laurence5150 February 21, 2009
A highly effective method of deploying Army and Marine Corps combat elements into remote battlefields in a short amount of time, utilizing rotary winged aircraft(helicopters) rather than fixed wing aircraft(airplanes). This gives them the advantage of landing on or completely bypassing terrain features for drop off or pick up of said combat elements making them faster and considerably more mobile than Airborne elements which are forced to rely on the Army Air Corps...I mean Air Force, for insertion.
The Armys 101st Division is the worlds only Air Mobile division affording it the most flexible operating parameters.
by 10th MTN DIV May 30, 2005
A real convo on an Armed Assault multiplayer server
Player1: I think TKC is on this server.
Player2: Cool, I got super weapons!
Player1: I think TKC is on this server.
Player2: Cool, I got super weapons!
by TKCWesker September 18, 2007