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A superior being, endowed with phenomenal wisdom and absurdity.
There were some who went away angry, some who went away confused, but all were enlightened by the AssProphet.
by a loyal follower September 01, 2004
the leader of all assholes!!
nyran is the king of all the ass prophets!
by sal February 03, 2004