Ass-sphinkter says, What?

Phrase meant to lure an unexpecting companion into saying the phrase "What?". If this phrase is responded to with "What?", then that person is presumed to be an "ass-sphinkter" or ass-hole.

Alex: Hey Zach, Ass-sphinkter says, What?
Zach: What?
Alex: Haha, exactly.

by Kylenasty March 8, 2007