The frantic state which begins when one must scramble to find a restroom because defecation is imminent.
I thought i had it under control, when all of the sudden i went into ass panic and had no choice but to run for the bathroom.
by Deepseacommando October 11, 2008
Top Definition
The state of mind that occurs when one must stop whatever they are doing and run for the nearest bathroom, or suitable area, due to a now inevitable urge to move one's bowels.
Boss: "Hey did you finish that list of stuff I gave you?"
Employee: "No, I suddenly went into ass-panic and I ran for the bathroom."
by deepseacommando17 January 20, 2009
Excessive worry about one's body or appearance, especially before a social engagement.

Any frenzied hurry related to inconsequential details in one's appearance.
Realizing his white shell-toes had a fat scuff in them on the way to a date, Roland burst out in an asspanic.

In her reflection off a parked car, Sally noticed her new blouse made her boobs look small and flew into an asspanic about her job interview.
by Somnambulator September 04, 2007
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