Ass smell

A whiff of shit smell when someone stands up

A hot, smelly, and somewhat dirty man stands up, and a whiff of ass smell hits you in the face.

by 13 L U 12 May 19, 2009

ass smells the sole

expression used to qualify someone who is very cheeky and that you may kick in the ass soon...

Bryan, you are such a pain, be careful, your ass smells the sole...

This kid is so excited, messing up everything. His ass smells the sole...

by Stephanie37 July 7, 2008

Ass smells like Foldgers

1)If you are partaking in a coffee enema and you leave said product in too long, your ass will smell like coffee grounds.

2) Over hearing someone say "crass and vulgar" and thinking they said "Ass smells like foldgers".

Kate: Mmmmm, did someone make same coffee?
Arturro: No, Reese is suffering from a botched coffee enema.
Kate: Well, his ass smells like foldgers.
Arturro: I can make some coffee if you want?
Kate: Umm no!

Reese: Oooo! I want some!

by FakeAorta August 7, 2012

Ass Don't Smell

1) A fictional deodorant for one's butt.(from Saturday Night Live Sketch.)
2)Any Deodorant.

"Man,I stink...I need a can of Ass Don't Smell."

by Erik November 13, 2003