A mythical creature, friendly in nature, who comes to visit one several hours after one consumes spicy foods - making one's butthole feel as though it were shooting out fire while one defecates. The Ass Dragon's friendly, playful nature often makes him want to hang out for hours, sometimes hiding for a little while, peek-a-boo-style.
One more jalapeño slice would just be inviting the Ass Dragon and I don't have time to have my ass feel like it's on fire every hour tomorrow as I am addressing the Supreme Court in a very important case.
by Muhammed Shibaz Moqito October 10, 2014
One who - following the consumption of REALLY hot wings - develops a ring of fire where their anus used to be.
by xjurassicaparks October 13, 2015
"That guy can do a totally rad ass dragon. It's like that part in Revenge of the Nerds except a whole lot sexier."
by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2004
a semi-mythical creature, often seen in industrialized areas of the world. in common with other dragons, the ass dragon is a winged creature, but due to its extra-large posterior, it is incapable of flight (sometimes it is incapable of walking up stairs.) anywhere it walks it leaves a set of deep, broad, round furrows caused by its buttocks cheeks scraping the ground due to exhaustion after a long day's work. as well as belching fire from its snout, the ass dragon often releases noxious fumes from deep within its rear end.
outside the old factory, you can still see the ass dragon's tracks, usually filled with rainwater and colored dyes, and sometimes, after a rainstorm, one can catch the scent of sulfurous compounds emanating from the center of the tracks.
by earpuller October 21, 2007
The act of taking a shit that causes significant burning around one's anus, especially after one has eaten really spicy food.
The shit burns as though there is a Dragon in your ass trying to get out, and the valiant Sir Porcelain (toilet) must fight to protect your Ass from being ravaged by the flame of the Dragon.
The shit burns as though there is a Dragon in your ass trying to get out, and the valiant Sir Porcelain (toilet) must fight to protect your Ass from being ravaged by the flame of the Dragon.
"Holy shit dude, I had to fight the ass-dragon all morning after eating those Habanero Peppers!"
"Mmm. Spicy Thai Food." *Four hours later..* "Dear lord! Fetch my shield and sword! I have to fight the ass-dragon!"
"Mmm. Spicy Thai Food." *Four hours later..* "Dear lord! Fetch my shield and sword! I have to fight the ass-dragon!"
by Ryan R L April 27, 2008
This syndrome occurs when a man and woman are married and they get too complacent with the woman giving the man a blow job every day. The husband gets lazy and tries to get away with letting out a small silent puff of fart gas either just before or during the blowjob with his wife's face down there working it. The wife recognizes the stench right away and angrily calls a halt to the job, leaving the whole situation in limbo and the man to take care of the job himself. Sometimes this is done intentionally by the husband when his wife is doing a shitty job and he would rather go jack off to porn. Hurt feelings and broken marriages often arise out of this ugly situation.
This technique was nurtured in the Cleveland, Ohio area due to the long winters and its large number of depressed frumpy wifes.
This technique was nurtured in the Cleveland, Ohio area due to the long winters and its large number of depressed frumpy wifes.
Man, that blue cheese from those wings caused me to puff the grumpy ass dragon and wrecked the fun last night. I had to fly solo.
by Aaron Sad June 10, 2008
by Nuceypoo September 23, 2008