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Ass Chowder

The excrement from someones anus that consists of semen and fecal matter.
"Man, I was watching that one movie 'Zack and Miri make a porno' until I saw that one chick shit her ass chowder everywhere!"
Ass Chowder by CackWrestler April 22, 2011

Ass chowder

Matt Pandiscios ass excrement after a night of Chili
When Matt ate Sashas cooking out came the ass chowder
Ass chowder by Rob January 2, 2005

Ass chowder

A term I use for the nibs of toilet paper that come off your ass and gradually build up around the toilet bowl rim.
You know its time to clean the toilet when there's an ass chowder mountain.

clam chowder ass bitch

A term to describe ain't shit people. Coined by Rudy of @oldiesrule4ever
Stephanie is a clam chowder ass bitch for her tweets about undocumented immigrants.

asschowder 

Chunky fire-shit that ejects from one's anus.
I drank too much coconut juice and I shat asschowder.
asschowder by xaltien April 17, 2003
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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