Ass Onions

when attempting to penerate the anus of a lady friend or brokeback buddy, it is the crusty poo flakes that surround the enterance to said anus. As you thrust harder and harder past the many layers of the crusty poo flakes, they will cause a great discomfort that often results in an embarassing yelp, followed by a stream of tears.

Brad: oh man, last night i only got through half of Debra's ass onions before i had to pull out and wipe my tears in the bathroom.

Ass Onions by Dr. Richard Monroe April 2, 2007

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Ass onion

A person that shits out a sphere shaped poo that makes you cry like an onion

'holy shit that is an ass onion you left there'

Ass onion by furiouswank May 5, 2007

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onion ass

n. an ass so nice it makes you want to cry; see also onion booty

Did you see the onion ass on that hottie? Damn!!!

onion ass by joe rockhead February 1, 2005

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onion ass

An ass SO amazing it brings a tear to you eye

Dude did you see that girl that works at Long Bottoms Coffee Co.? she has SUCH an onion ass that i cried the whole time i was in there!

onion ass by PersianDeity March 6, 2008

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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