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5 definitions by PersianDeity

 
1.
An ass SO amazing it brings a tear to you eye
Dude did you see that girl that works at Long Bottoms Coffee Co.? she has SUCH an onion ass that i cried the whole time i was in there!
by PersianDeity March 06, 2008
 
2.
n. A nerve discovered in March 2007, it connects a person's anus to the back of their eye
the Anal Optical Nerve exists, If you don't believe me, pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye.
by PersianDeity March 07, 2008
 
3.
A coffee roasting co. that has nothing but hott girls that work there with 'Onion Asses'
Jeff: Dude have you been to 'Thong Bottoms', i mean Long bottoms lately?

Mike: Nah man, y?

Jeff: all the girls there are SO hott! too much Onion Ass! drive a dude crazy!
by Persiandeity March 06, 2008
 
4.
n. A city in Oregon, U.S.A., it is a small country town north of Oregon City
Jeff: Dude I'm going to Molalla tomorrow!
James: Dude, why? you're not going to find much onion ass in Molalla.
by PersianDeity March 07, 2008
 
5.
pronunciation: sh-mah-g-ah
Function: noun

A shmaga is a s'more in which you replace the Hershey's chocolate with a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
Dominic: Hey Lauren, do you want to go make some shmagas?!

Lauren: Do you have the Gram crackers? Marshmallows? Reese's peanut butter cups?

Dominic: Check, check and check!

Lauren: then what are we waiting for!
by PersianDeity August 25, 2009