Ass Burgaler 

The Hamburgaler's twin brother, and the sole reason for Grimace's unfortunate name.

The Ass Burgaler pounded Grimace in the ass until until he turned that frown upside down.

Ass Burgaler by Sparkss August 30, 2006

ass burgler

a person that goes into people's asses and digs out all the shit so they can eat it or sell it on ebay

donald ballato is such an ass burgler, i saw him with a piece of my shit and he said he was getting $400 for it on ebay

ass burgler by markey doyle cullen May 15, 2003

assburgler 

one who steals ones virginity through the ass.(anal rape)

Oh, there is the guy I slept with two nights ago, he's such an assburgler!

assburgler by Jenner Dalgleish/ Matthew H. February 15, 2008