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ass belonker 

One who eats from another's ass
Eat penguin shit, you ass belonker
ass belonker by Blah December 7, 2003

ass belunker 

This word comes from "Ass Spelunking" but is a lighter form of exploration of the anus and it's beautiful depths.
Chris and Colby are dirty ass belunkers.
ass belunker by XxHoundxX August 30, 2004

Ass Behonker Clown 

A type of Clown originated in the east African tundra of northern North Pole. This certain type of Clown has a tendancy to Ass Behonk throught the year as a mating call.

An Ass Behonk is a type of Fart that is continual, like breathing, making an almost musical tune with every exhale.
"wow bob, did you see that Ass Behonker Clown, that was one hell of a behonking we got back there!"

"yeah earl, but I am just happy we didnt get raped by homosexual lesbian vagina penis's, the Ass Behonker Clown's main food source!"
Ass Behonker Clown by Nave September 29, 2005

anal-dwelling ass-belonker 

One who gets his kicks from bungee-jumping in and out of buttholes; and resides in one's rectum.
Eat Penguin shit! You anal-dwelling ass-belonker...

assbelonker

Mr Brian J Gyrus, "bryguy", or Mr Gyrus
assbelonker by Qlanth October 31, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026