Top Definition
A relatively slender, 5-7 inch long turd, brown in color.
Herschel: Hey dude, I will be right back.
Frances: Where ya going, Braaaa?
Herschel: I gotta hit the Head. I am about to pass an Ass Stogie.
Frances: Sweet! Snap it off clean.
by Harry A. Nuss June 24, 2009

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