Aspen is someone who faps to noah beck 24/7
"I am an Aspen kinnie"
by vexcd January 25, 2022
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The most bestest and beautiful amazing girl I’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting. Someone you want to call your Partner. Truly rocks my world, I can’t wait to spend my life making memories with that girl. Best friends,, Let’s do this the right way! I love you, Aspen. Love, Always.
Guy 1 - “Woah… guy, who’s that girl over there? She’s fuxking gorgeous, bro!”
Guy 2 - “Oh yeah that’s Aspen. She’s the coolest. Always making me smile. If you like her, though, go slow. She deserves it.”
by Kyler Rykov March 11, 2022
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A nature themed name for all genders it is type of beautiful tree that are long.
“Wow Aspen is really fun” “look an Aspen tree
by Aspen the leaf February 26, 2021
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Aspen is the most beautiful person you could ever meet. She is warm and sweet and nice to hold. But when she leaves it's a real bitch.
Aspen is the only rose in a world full of rosebushes
by elprincipito November 24, 2021
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A kid having no eyebrows or purpose in life.
Hey, are you friends with that Aspen?
Yea why?
He got no eyebrows, that's kinda wierd.
by jombomb January 8, 2018
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The most over-rated and ridiculously expensive ski resort in colorado. Home of the snooty, fur coat, fur boot and leggings wearing yuppies. A place where PETA would have a hay-day. Where everything is ridiculously over priced and even the fast food dollar menu is $1.50. The main attraction of the resort is celebrity-watching and shopping at the designer stores. The only good time to go is during the infamous X-games which brings in normal people who actually ski and snowboard instead of going to look pretty in fur on the mountain. Also a term to describe somebody who is snooty or wearing too much fur.
That woman with her 20 facelifts and breast implants is so aspen.

I went to aspen this weekend and now I cant even afford food for a week.
by lareila February 7, 2007
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Smelly stuff you just can't describe but you NEVER forget!!
Is that ASPEN on my shoe??
by U.N.C.L.E. February 10, 2003
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