Mama Asp

Mama Asp is the poster child for all that is smart and wise. She was the inspiration for Abraham Lincoln when he created the term "MILF". Mama Asp is a cheer mentor by day, and a chainsmoking, motorcycle riding, thot slaying, drug dealer by night. We all love her and were are all grateful to have her.

• When I grow up, I want to be be like Mama Asp
• You better behave or else Mama Asp will get you

by UnderAgeMilf December 14, 2018

Robert asp

A robert is a fat ass that is bad at fortnite and always complains about it and is very trash to soccer

Bro du be so Robert asp

by Themorrocanhashguy November 15, 2018

Asp-berger’s Syndrome

An affliction of snake-in-the-grass individuals.

Asp-berger’s Syndrome is highly dangerous to the gullible --- once you start letting sneaky con-men trick you, they will eventually turn and bite you in the a**.

by QuacksO June 22, 2018