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Aslowoke
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The
opposite
of ‘Woke’. Where
the state
of being is both slow and
asleep
vs. being hip to facts... or ‘WOKE’b
I am so old and ASLOWOKE that I
just wait
for others whom I
suspect
are WOKE to inform and
update
me before I even speak!
by
Major T.
January 10, 2021
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