didnt ask

Quick way to tell others around u that your annoying, dumb, and toxic all at once, very useful phrase if you wish to loose friends

Man: my grandma just died
Jerk: didnt ask lol
Man: bro-

by Isaacool_101 February 11, 2022

What asked

Something you say as a joke, mocking the terms "Who asked?" and "Who cares?"

Oh my god, dude, what asked!?

by JVATYT February 7, 2022

who asked?

its a synonym of "when I was a fetus I didn't get enough air"

hey I just got a new car.
who asked?
that's why your moms a cripple.

by GrassyShitStain July 3, 2021

ask jeeves

A dumbass man on the internet, you can't get a straight answer from jeeves.

Jeeves-Ask me a question
Me-Where can i find pictures of men in the nude?
Jeeves-The answer is, Carpet right the number one place for carpets.
Me-AHHHHHHHHH!

by GirlSkater February 3, 2004

Asked Calmly

Yelling your question at someone in a very aggresive manner and pushing them to the wall with demands for answers.

Originated from the movie adaptation of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, where Dumbledore asking calmly if Harry put his name in was replaced with Dumbledore yelling it at Harry agressively.

Book: "'Did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?' He asked calmly."
Movie: "'HARRY! DID YAH PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!?!'"

by Urbaxy April 5, 2019

Asking nicely

beating the crap out of someone until they give you want you want.

He was asking nicely for the salt, the end result was horrifying.

by O_O ****** March 9, 2010

Ask a Punk

Literally the stupidest thing you can put on a flyer instead of the address. Artists do this as a way to artificially increase their social media presence because 9/10 times they just put it on their story of their private account. The other 1/10 times are even worst. Bands that care more about calling fans "posers" instead of making music are likely to write "Ask a Punk" on their flyers ... like they're in middle school or something.

*Drummer posts flier on their story*
Drummer: Come to your show! It's a fundraiser for a cause we really support.
Follower: Oh cool! Where is it?

Drummer: Oh, if you have to ask then you're a poser and can't come LUL. it's "Ask a Punk". You can't ask me because it's against the rules. You gotta ask only those in your punk circle & ...
Follower: the fuck?

by 22quackAA April 26, 2022