by EverythingHP June 5, 2020
When you urgently call a friend and ask them to do something for you. no matter how crazy and or weird the situation you're in is, they cannot ask any questions about it.
Mitch: (calling Carl) Carl! I'm under the dumpster at the corner where that autistic hooker sets up shop. I need you to be here in 15 minutes with 3 gluesticks, a leotard and 4 hockey pucks.
Carl: What are you talking about? What the hell is going on??
Mitch: No questions asked!
Carl: Alright fine, I'll be there soon.
Carl: What are you talking about? What the hell is going on??
Mitch: No questions asked!
Carl: Alright fine, I'll be there soon.
by Aliza Lerner November 6, 2013
Chad: Bro you weren’t helping me
Fortnite Kid: Who?
Chad: You!
Fortnite Kid: Asked?
Intelligent man: I asked.. If you were thinking Who Asked? It was me.
Fortnite Kid: Who?
Chad: You!
Fortnite Kid: Asked?
Intelligent man: I asked.. If you were thinking Who Asked? It was me.
by • Intelligent Man • May 24, 2022
(n.) The most fucked search engine ever. Typing in the word will bring up page upon page of irrelevant crap, all pertaining to the same subject. the sex.com search engine is more likely to give you the answers you need. Jeeves has an annoying tendancy to hide the most popular and information-filled results several pages back while giving you fanboy websites and advertisements that merely mention the subject first.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
An alternative to Google having been turned into an adjective.
Instead of googling something, you just - Ask The Googles.
Instead of googling something, you just - Ask The Googles.
Hey, how many records did The Fabulous Rhinestones record before they broke up?
I don't remember, man. Why don't you Ask The Googles.
I don't remember, man. Why don't you Ask The Googles.
by Cyprus Denton Fekks February 4, 2012
The most retarded comeback known to man. Almost never used in its proper context and is usually just used as a crutch phrase by people who think that reaction images are flawless arguments. 50% of the time it's used in situations where it has absolutely nothing to do with the aggressor. The other 50% of the time they are usually losing in an argument so they decide to play 'home sergeant' and use this to dictate whether someone's allowed to speak or not.
If you use this or have ever used this in the past please rethink your life choices.
If you use this or have ever used this in the past please rethink your life choices.
Person 1: About that new reveal that just happened, does anyone here not like Byleth coming to Smash Ultimate either? We're getting close to more Fire Emblem characters than any other franchise in the game.
Person 2: I mean, on the other hand Byleth does have a pretty kick-ass moveset on her as well, so they're definitely going to be fun when they come out.
some retard: cAll me fRank beCaUse fRanklY nOboDy aSkEd..
Person 1+2: Shut the fuck up.
Person 2: I mean, on the other hand Byleth does have a pretty kick-ass moveset on her as well, so they're definitely going to be fun when they come out.
some retard: cAll me fRank beCaUse fRanklY nOboDy aSkEd..
Person 1+2: Shut the fuck up.
by Fruitsz February 12, 2020
a site used to trick or freak the shit out of someone by asking personal questions to him in witch he'll always get right
(must have someone who knows about the site in order for it to work)
(must have someone who knows about the site in order for it to work)
Jeff: Yo i ask peter if he could describe me
Ryan: what he say
Jeff: he siad i was a dumb fat piece of crap that had no life
Ryan: Holy shit he does always answer the question right
Ryan: what he say
Jeff: he siad i was a dumb fat piece of crap that had no life
Ryan: Holy shit he does always answer the question right
by isotiny January 22, 2009