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18.
A wrinkly, tired old man. Doesn't sleep much. Also talks and laughs wayy too much for his own good. Is also a little bit of a perv!
Asif needs to sleep really badly!
by mkhan December 04, 2007
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1.
YEAH RIGHT!
Made popular by the movie CLUELESS staring Alicia Silverstone.
Meaning: I'm definetly not going to do that / not into that/ don't beleive that / etc.
If a guy tells me he knows I'm in love with him (but I think he's a total loser), then I say to him "AS IF!"
by Aaliyah Christen January 04, 2004
516 121
 
2.
a boggling mastermind
shonk gorilla stomp baby
by bitch im manny August 21, 2004
289 116
 
3.
a term used to describe the masters of the art of sexual pleasure. Trained to perfection at all sex positions and sex styles.
Whoa! look at those asifs over there! i wish they notice me, my boyfriend is a pussy when it comes to sex
by german shepard owns November 08, 2009
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4.
an expression of utter repulsion and or disqust. to be said when thourougly annoyed.
"the sales guy came up to me, and was like, we have the best polyester pants! and i told him loud and clear "as if" and then i walked out the door"
by erin robinson February 15, 2004
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5.
an expression used to display disbelief
by Heather November 08, 2003
128 71
 
6.
Its an Arabic name Meaning "Riches" "one with alot of money"
my name is asif
by Duke™ November 06, 2012
47 20
 
7.
Meaning cant belive
Omg...Tod said I was ugly,as if...
by Jasmine August 05, 2004
15 5