Ashton Irwin

a fucking daddy and is the god of banging... drums

Michael Clifford girl: awe, Michael is such a kitten
Luke Hemmings girl: awe, Luke is such a penguin
Calum Hood girl: awe, Calum is such a puppy
Ashton Irwin girl aka me: holy fuck, Ashton is such a daddy.

by broken boy meets broken girl October 1, 2017

Ashton Irwin

Drummer and the oldest member of the band 5sos. He is also unanimously daddyaf

Your Friend: Ashton Irwin is my fav 5sos member, omg he's like sooooo cute

by alwaystired2300 April 15, 2019

ashton irwin

the ultimate boomer

"do you know ashton irwin?"
"oh yeah, he's that drummer who's a boomer!"

by streampizzaby5sos March 28, 2020

ashton irwin

a dick who constantly bullies me yet calls himself my best friend.

ashton irwin is my best friend, but he’s such a sassy pants istg

by pikachuwhyisthistaken November 30, 2019

Ashton Irwins feet

Get some damn socks.

*Ashton irwins feet Instagram story post*
5sos stans; “Ahston, We get it you like feet. But don't you sell socks? PUT THEM ON!!”

by Niallhorans_ankles28 August 25, 2021

Ashton Fletcher Irwin

Here we have the sexiest bull of meat ever. Considered one of the bests drummers actually in the worls and the drummer and composer of 5 SECONDS OF SUMMER. He could be the best idol ever, who cares about the fandom and cuteAF.

ALSO HE WILL TAKE YOU TO THE BED AND HE WILL LACE YOUR HANDS AT YOUR BACK. HE WILL COVER YOUR EYES BUT YOU'LL SEE THE STARS ANYWAY BECAUSE HE'LL HIT YOU AS HARD AS HE HITS THE DRUMS. (you know what i mean)

Synonymous: DADDY.

ASHTON: who's your daddy?

YOU: you Mr Ashton Fletcher Irwin.

by theredheadhat December 29, 2016