Guy#1: Where are you moving to?

Guy#2: To Ashgabat
by BuddyMaddie April 1, 2022
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Giving a very dry skinned west asian girl the silk road, then rubbing the ejaculate in like lotion. It is preferred that the girl is of the Bahá'í faith.
"Damn, that bitch had skin like a lizard! Gave that bitch an Ashgabat Surprise!!!"
"I got an Ashgabat Surprise last night from that guy!"
by Kensean September 21, 2011
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