Someone who likes discord calls to the point where it’s concerning.
“Hey, wanna call?”

“No, I’m busy right now,”

“Well just drop everything and get home right now, I’m bored,”

“I can’t drop everything, I’m planning a funeral,”

“Well just tell the person to resurrect themselves they can plan their own funeral.”

“You know, you’re kinda being an Asega right now.”
by GayKarmicB1tch February 10, 2023
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