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Though it started as a shortened version of the term Ass-Robot, it has become a popular phrase among forum users to describe a person of great intellect and integrity, or one who has high potential of becoming a moderator in said forum. Also known as Asbooty.
Danniel: You know that Austin guy from the chat room?
Matt: Yeah?
Daniel: We should totally Asbot him.
Matt: I agree
Asbot by Iggy Starcrust May 6, 2013
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Ascot Push 

One excellent way of exercising muscle groups that throw a punch and especially a potent hook. This Original Gentleman method of exercising muscle groups that called an "Ascot Push" is devoted and related to self-defense including such movements as a punch, and even more, a ruthlessly efficient hook. The method also densifies the bone matter of your tools; your hands. Why? Because the more pressure/impact/low stress damage is presented to the fists or any bone matter incuding collagen-type tissues, the more dense they get, period. It even has a scientific name, "Wolff's Law". All you need to do is put on a pair of slippers, you know, something else than rain-boots at least, and press against a wall as hard as you can. This method of training, will absolutely make of you a very potent adversary to foes, to protect yourself from evil intended people in general that would want to harm you or yours unlawfully. This method comes from "P-Town", Pincourt, QC, Canada. In these crazy times, I hope this helps.
The dude did the Ascot Push exercise everyday to make him a better fighter to defend himself. The Ascot Push exercise makes people stronger and helps for self-defense, making specific muscle groups stronger to deliver violent hooks.
Ascot Push by Ascot1111 February 15, 2023
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A series of tubes.

Commonly used by YouTuber Pyrocynical.
A: Did you see the new ASOT video?

B: No. Pyro is a furry.
ASOT by Scrumplex July 31, 2018

Absotively 

A cross between the words Absolutely and Positively. Being so confident and can guarantee that you are correct and stand behind your word 100 percent.
Dee : Are you sure you saw Karen with another guy?

Tyler : Dee, I am Absotively sure it was her. I saw her in the passenger seat of your car and another guy was driving.
Absotively by YaGirlNextDoor January 15, 2010

Abbotted 

Term describes someone who, while out at a restaurant with a group, receives their meal after everyone at the table has already been served.

Can only be used to describe a situation where everyone at the table receives their food, and server must go back to kitchen to get the last dish.
(Server brings out food for everyone but Chris)

Chad says: "You just got Abbotted."
Chris says: "God dammit."
Abbotted by Sn0w13allz July 29, 2009

Newton Abbot 

A tiny little town in south devon where everyone knows and has probably slept with everyone by the age of 15 which is made up of...
1. ASDA
2. Charity shops
3. Old people
4. Chavs
5. Skaters
6. Pubs
and..... that's about it
Lets go to Newton Abbot today......

What will we do?
Lets go to Asda?
Yaaaaaay!
Newton Abbot by S.17 December 2, 2011

The Abbot 

A nickname for rapper/producer the Rza of the Wu-Tang Clan
The Abbot just released a new Bobby Digital CD.
The Abbot by The 4th Horseman August 6, 2008