AsbMf 

April showers bring May flowers.

John: It sure is raining a lot!

Bobo: That is because the current month we are in is April, which is then followed by May. When lots of rain falls in April, it makes conditions ripe for flowers to grow next month, thus the popular saying, "April showers bring May flowers." It can also be abbreviated to "AsbMF" when texting, posting in chat rooms or forums, or even spoken in everyday communications.

AsbMf by Anonymous123456654321 October 20, 2008

ASAMFP 

As Soon As Mother Fuckin Possible

I need a confirmation from you ASAMFP!

ASAMFP by goatofcolors August 18, 2009

Asbofit 

An attractive chav.

Look at him/her, he/she's asbofit.

Asbofit by Clarence Grove June 24, 2010

ASAMFGDCSP 

Acronym for "As Soon As Mother Fucking God Damn Cock Sucking Possible". Used online mostly in message boards and chat rooms.

Woman, make me a sandwich ASAMFGDCSP!

ASAMFGDCSP by Cleveland.com/forums/browns August 7, 2010

ASAMF 

As a motherfucker

He was stupid ASAMF to leave you.

ASAMF by Sts Mts September 27, 2018

ASBAF

And She Breathed Alexandria's Fate.

Some Gnar Gnars decided to put all their favorite bands together to make their own band name.... This is what they got

ASBAF: And She Breathed Alexandria's Fate

ASBAF by ASDFHJAL June 21, 2011

Asbaftords 

A word that was clearly made up to prove that whatever one thinks of is now brought into existance and thus exists dispite all other considerations.

You can't make everything exist, Kevin.

Retort: Yeah, whatever. Asbaftords. There, that never existed, and it does now because I said it.

Asbaftords by Kevin DuBois February 21, 2004