Cum Artifact

A Cum Artifacts are objects that have acquired online infamy due to having semen as a major part of them.

The most infamous Cum Artifacts are The Pony Cum Jar, The Cumbox, The Cumconut, The Cum Arm, The Jizz Powder and The Cum Dreamcast.

Mom: Hey Johnny, what is this bottle filled with milk i found under your bed?
Johnny: Ma, that's not milk...
Mom: Johnny, are you making Cum Artifacts again?

by CantUseMyRealName August 5, 2023

Roger that artifact

Another phrase for Ok Boomer
Synonyms: Ok Boomer, That's fun ancient one, of corpse

Mom: dinner is ready.
Son: roger that artifact

by zoomernumberone December 2, 2019

Indian artifact

A discarded liquor bottle.

"The kids are out picking up Indian artifacts for candy money"

by McCooligan July 24, 2009

Mexican Artifacts

Any trash that you find buried in your yard that you know Mexican workers were.

Wayne: While digging in my yard today me and my dad found some Mexican Artifacts
Stephen: Really? what were they?
Wayne: O you know re bar, Carl's Junior bags, and nails

by Zorloc March 25, 2009

Rare Indian Artifact

Discovering a full bottle of beer and or a bottle of booze on the side of the road on an Indian Rez.

When we drove to the Rez to get our cheap smokes we noticed a Rare Indian Artifact just laying in a ditch.

by will bitten October 9, 2016

hairy artifact

A fossilized sexual organ covered in cat hair due to sleeping with a Maine coon on New Years Eve in Maine

Hey girl you wanna see my hairy artifact? It's hung in my living room.

by mainehoes January 1, 2014

forensic artifacts

What are Forensic Artifacts? Forensic artifacts are the forensic objects that have some forensic value. Any object that contains some data or evidence of something that has occurred like logs, register, hives, and many more.

You should remove the Forensic Artifacts of your phone before your wife find about it.

by HappyWifeNolife March 21, 2022