The act of 'accidentally' forgetting an article of clothing or object to give yourself a reason to come back to someone's place and fuck.
When Jeremy left his hat at her house, she was convinced that it was a sexcuse article. This was proven a fact when he asked to come over to collect his hat because he wanted a bootycall.
by josefiend July 9, 2011
Article 13 is gonna ruin YouTube and its followers cause if its new stupid laws that can kill a person
by Alien Weed April 11, 2019
An imaginary written article of an employment agreement or policy, wherein one certain employee gets to dictate their own terms with regard to scheduling, overtime, time off, and other workplace rules, usually to the detriment of other employees.
The clear language of Article 26 allows him to bump anyone from their day off, regardless of any other policies in place.
While anyone else would have been suspended, Article 26 protected him from all discipline.
While anyone else would have been suspended, Article 26 protected him from all discipline.
by Doctorsnote November 18, 2016
Yet another scummy attempt from the government in order to repress creative freedom and control the internet
by Dubiks February 21, 2019
1. Also known as Alston 15.
2. a form of non-judicial punishment in the army given to soldiers typically for bullshit reasons
3. a way for military officers to feel superior and get their dicks hard
4.if your a soldier in the army and you become injured... Do not i repeat do not attend to your injuries or else you will get an article 15. also do not lose your wallet.
2. a form of non-judicial punishment in the army given to soldiers typically for bullshit reasons
3. a way for military officers to feel superior and get their dicks hard
4.if your a soldier in the army and you become injured... Do not i repeat do not attend to your injuries or else you will get an article 15. also do not lose your wallet.
attn troops... there will be a 4 mile company ruck march tomorow at 5 am in 120 degree heat.
soldier 1- Damn man, you look like you had alot to drink yesterday
soldier 2- no i only had 5 drinks and one was a double
soldier 1- ok well make sure you make the ruck march or you will get an Alston 15... i mean article 15
solder 2- ok man
couple hours later.... Soldier 2 falls asleep and skips ruck march... receives article 15/loses pay/ demoted one rank
soldier 1- Damn man, you look like you had alot to drink yesterday
soldier 2- no i only had 5 drinks and one was a double
soldier 1- ok well make sure you make the ruck march or you will get an Alston 15... i mean article 15
solder 2- ok man
couple hours later.... Soldier 2 falls asleep and skips ruck march... receives article 15/loses pay/ demoted one rank
by no-motivation August 2, 2011
Article 13 may refer to: Article 13 of the Constitution of Singapore, which prohibits banishment and guarantees freedom of movement. Article 13 of the proposed European Union Directive on Copyright in the Digital Single Market, which would expand legal liability for websites.
by Fish 118676 November 26, 2018
See also: Bullshit. A big giant turd pooped out of the ass of the European Union that blocks all copyrighted material, not just audio. Fuck copyright
You can help the whole internet by going to saveyourinternet.eu and calling your MEP to repeal article 13. Thanks
by Just a random anime boy March 23, 2019