Can be shortened to a.spob. Person who is unfortunate enough to discover artery or other ofal item still attached to thier steak in a restaurant. Discovery usually results in mass heaving.
Hey there Artery Spob what's that with your steak there. How was your steak last night Artery Spob? Letters can also be addressed to a.spob or you can call the unfortunate And ask is that mr/mrs a.spob?
by Cheekytyke July 27, 2010
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The Stretch Of Garvey Ave. In El Monte, Ca. From Mountain View Rd. Up To Rosemead Blvd.
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Noun (Also know as: P.A.D. ) Peripheral Artery Disease is a circulatory condition in which narrowed blood vessels reduce blood flow to the limbs.
Peripheral vascular disease is a sign of fatty deposits and calcium building up in the walls of the arteries (atherosclerosis). Risk factors include aging, diabetes, and smoking.
Wow my lower legs really ache for no reason, even when laying down. Probably because of Peripheral Artery Disease. Fuck.
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THE artery - upcoming super power currently in the realm of internet memes. Sprung from the genius of writers for the kick ass TV series 24; bound to transcend the borders of virtuality thereby revolutionizing human physiology and existence in general.

Part of the words of wisdom: purposefully missed THE artery.

When Tony Almeida was stabbed and declared dead, the avid viewer of 24 already knew, this wouldn't be the end. Just two years later it was confirmed in the series, that his would-be killer intended to merely fake Tony's death by stabbing, for that he purposefully missed THE artery. Life and death is simple as that.
3 nerds discussing a scene from Lost

Nerd1: If Desmond is so rich, why didn't he fly first class, bruthas?

Nerd2: I thought it was implied he was in First class. He sat with Jack in economy and then went back to first class explaining why people think he 'vanished off the plane'.

Nerd1: Does that mean Chaaalie could have run into first class and vanished from the cops? No wonder first class is so expensive.

Nerd3: He had a bag of heroin pressing against THE artery. He couldn't have run anywhere. Come on!

Nerd1: THE artery is not bound by time, space or even television network. It will truly enslave us all.
by glasraí_fréimhe April 9, 2010
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When someone “can’t even”.
Causing a red face and bulging vein on the temple about to burst.
Todd almost had a arterial carfunction when the dumb blonde proved him wrong.
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