Angry Russian man...often will rage for no apparent reason. May have several piercings and tattoo representing time or aging. Enjoys FPS and Vodka.
Dayyyyuuuummmmm Artem!
by Not Marin November 20, 2010
1. (noun) an artem a person who does not care about other people's feelings whatsoever and is solely engrossed in themselves.
2. (verb) artem when someone says something or does something that they know would hurt your feelings but do it anyway for a personal gain.
3. (adverb) artemely in a mean, suspicious tone, hidden poorly by a slight joking smile.
2. (verb) artem when someone says something or does something that they know would hurt your feelings but do it anyway for a personal gain.
3. (adverb) artemely in a mean, suspicious tone, hidden poorly by a slight joking smile.
1. "Why do you have to be such an artem at times? You think you can just get your way all the time and people will just put up with it!"
2. "He artemed her and she cried for night but of course he didn't care."
3. "She looked at him artemely and he felt uncomfortable. It was too late because she had already stolen his wallet."
2. "He artemed her and she cried for night but of course he didn't care."
3. "She looked at him artemely and he felt uncomfortable. It was too late because she had already stolen his wallet."
by atomic.bomb. February 4, 2009
a mythical fairy located in the Ethiopian desert who met his fate when his dick got trampled on by a traveling camel.
by Hotan Domagio May 13, 2010
by Kawaii Chan 28 October 19, 2019
Artem is a common creature that you will find in the jungle of DISV. In common terms, one would simply call him a douche or a dickhead. He is easy to spot because he has a distinct bush growing on his head in which various animals have decided to live in. His clothes are simple for they are the same everyday. He is frustrated because he has trouble reproducing due to small genitals.
by magan fox June 13, 2012
a ugly boy who you might not like but will he there, others say he has a PHD (pretty huge dick) but inside he knows it is not
I don’t like artems
by Andrew kotzen May 20, 2019
A brat that throws tantrums in class about not sitting next to his friend and is in denial about his gayness.
by RealynnWithTea September 17, 2019